2012-4-1 16:36
Matthew1997
迷你高達大亂鬥之愚人節特輯
有關主線劇情，本人又偷懶了......加上這小特輯的關係，主線劇情會廷遲更新，敬請原諒。(這不是說笑的)
另外，迷鬥有機會出動畫版了?為什麼?稍後解釋。
那，開始今天的特輯
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突擊: 可惡!! 為什麼老是用不了屬性?!
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百式: 突擊! 我終於找到使用你的屬性的方法了!
突擊: 真的?!
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百式: 首先，倒立5分鐘!
突擊: 好累....
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百式: 接下來，把頭泡在冷水3分鐘!
突擊: (快要淹死了!!)
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突擊: 泡完了!!咦? 還是不行!?
百式: 騙你而已!
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突擊: 你竟敢耍我?!
百式: 嘻嘻! 愚人節快樂!(逃)
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突擊: 啊.....忘了今天是愚人節了...
衝擊: 隊長。
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突擊: 怎麼了?
衝擊: 鐵球K型有事找你。
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鐵球K型: 準備好了嗎?
鐵球: 可以了!
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突擊: 在修理隊員嗎?
鐵球K型: 是呀，先幫我拿一下這頭......
突擊: 可憐的隊員..
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突擊: 咦?為何會噴煙?!
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突擊: 這是.....[color=Red]胡椒粉[/color]?!
鐵球: 嘻，道具發功了!
衝擊: 和你玩玩而已! 愚人節快樂!
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突擊: 可惡!!還是先洗個澡，把霉運洗光!
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突擊: 為何....水是彩色的?!
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(圖為第一組的水箱)
自由、紅渣古: 惡作劇成功!(擊掌)
Z高達: 隊長，愚人節快樂!(擠顏料到水箱中)
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突擊: 還是睡覺好了，睡後心情會好點....
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(在突擊的夢中)
突擊: 隊長?
元祖: 今天愚人節，你一定被隊員戲弄得很慘吧!
突擊: 嗯....
元祖: 忍下去吧! 反正每年也會是這樣....
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突擊: 等一下! 隊長! 我不知道如何使用自己的屬性....
元祖: 主線劇情不可以透露!
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突擊: 嘩! 什麼事? 地震?!
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龜霸: 隊長!!(推)
(原來這就是突擊遇到的「地震」)
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突擊: 嘩呀! (驚醒)
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突擊: 什麼事?
龜霸: 迷惘做了拉麵，隊長你也來吃吧!
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突擊: 不了(一定又是騙人的，我不相信!)
龜霸: .............
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G3: 隊長，到了午膳時間啦!
突擊: 不...用...了，我...不...餓(餓到進入虛脫狀態)
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突擊: 餓到受不了，還是自己煮杯麵吧.....不想再被隊員戲弄。
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突擊: 嘩! 好臭!
達加: 嘻! 中招了!
米別斯零式: 愚人節快樂!
突擊: 又被道具玩殘了!
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突擊: 出去散步吧......心情會好點...
(突然有來電)
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突擊: 喂?
隊員: 隊長! 我們小隊受神秘組織襲擊! 噢!!(斷線)
突擊: 這不會又是騙我的吧.....
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突擊: 算了，同伴要緊，去看看吧!
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蟹: 去死吧!
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一拳!
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再一拳!
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推進器撞人!
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蟹: 花拳繡腿!
突擊: 看我的!
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捅!!!!!
蟹: 啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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GP01FB: 想不到隊長在愚人節也會相信人啊。
突擊: 同伴要緊，即使是玩笑也要來看看才行。
GP01FB: 隊長，其實.....
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全員: 我們騙你而已! 愚人節快樂!!(蟹是迷惘假裝的)
突擊: (昏倒)
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後記:
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迷惘: 痛死啦..
陸戰型高達II: 隊長下手真狠，一捅便捅向肛門，恐怕迷惘你日後會患上痔瘡了...(不是說笑的)
迷惘: 唉......
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為什麼說迷鬥有機會出動畫版? 其實....
[color=Red]騙閣下而已，愚人節快樂![/color]
不過若閣下有好的定格動畫製作軟件介紹的話，說不定這玩笑有可能成真喔!
[[i] 本帖最後由 Matthew1997 於 2012-4-1 16:40 編輯 [/i]]