2011-2-10 21:07
Matthew1997
迷你高達大亂鬥笑話之--刺殺行動
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渣古: 大家好! 現在我會馬上帶兄弟們去找元祖算帳!(因為他殺過我)
作者: 他好像沒有殺你吧....
渣古: 不管，照殺!
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方法一: 狙手暗殺
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狙手: 準備一槍打爆他的頭...
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戰蟹: 你在幹嗎?
狙手: 別這麼大聲!!!!
戰蟹: 那你又這麼大聲....
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狙手: 哎呀! 被發現了!!
方法一失敗!!
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方法二: 高空擲物
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戰蟹: 嘻! 準備受死吧!
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吉姆: 隊長，請過來一下..
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元祖剛好避開了磚頭...
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戰蟹: 可惡!!!!
方法二失敗!!
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方法三: 地道偷襲
渣古: 根據人造衛星顯示，元祖住在某街三巷三十三號，你去掘地道偷襲元祖吧!
工人: 是!!
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工人開始鑽開地面
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工人: 有沒有搞錯，地底黑得這麼離譜...
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工人: 終於到了!!
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不過.....他去錯地方...................
方法三失敗!!!
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渣古: 你這笨蛋，我叫你去三巷三十三號，你卻去了七巷七十七號!
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方法四: C4炸人
渣古: 元祖的家就在這兒了...
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渣古: 先安裝C4，把元祖炸死於屋中!!
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核爆!!!!!
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元祖的屋被炸毀...
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元祖: 臭小子! 你在幹嗎?!
渣古: 吓?你不是在屋裡的嗎?
方法四失敗!!!
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方法五: 潛水襲擊
魔蟹: 今天元祖會來這裡游泳，我們可在水底偷襲他!!
MG魔蟹: 那我們快潛到水底吧!
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跳呀!!!
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過了兩個小時....
魔蟹: 為什麼他還不來?
MG魔蟹: 該不會是情報錯了吧....
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魔蟹: 我看見他了! 我把他拖下來!!!
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魔蟹: 對不起，認錯人!!
衝擊: 別跑!!
魔蟹: MG魔蟹!!快來幫手!!
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MG魔蟹: 我的手指卡住了在渠蓋的孔裡，拔不出來呀!!
方法五失敗!!!
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方法六: 跟蹤暗殺
在的士高.................
眾人: 爽呀!!!
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???: 發現目標人物，我現在會跟蹤他...
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當他跟蹤到廁所......
???:別動!!不然一槍打爆你的頭!!
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路人: 你找我有什麼事?
???: 沒事，對不起，認錯人....
方法六失敗!!!
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方法七: 正面殺掉
元祖: 好累啊，是時候回家了.......
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渣古: 元祖!!我今天便要正面幹掉你!!
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渣古: 受死吧!!!(沒子彈)
渣古: 慘啦! 忘了帶子彈....
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渣古: 沒關係，照樣幹掉你!!
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砰!!
渣古: 慘啦，拿錯東西.....
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渣古: 呀~~~~~~~~~~
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解體!!!!!
結果渣古的復仇大計失敗了!!
完..........